All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha. Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying, "Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"
Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl: Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun. Girl: What? Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun. Girl: Please speak in English. Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!
Boy: Sad Kyon Ho? Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain. Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho. Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
Boy: Hey, you have something on your face. Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world? Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai!
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!